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January 9, 2012 My eye it falls upon the dateJanuary 9, 2012 by ~wobbler1957
The ninth of Janus' month is here!
I should not balk, nor hesitate
Though the penalties could prove severe.
For sparklies and bright glitter here
May lift some hearts, and smiles induce;
A happy cake, or champagne bright and clear
From him a sneer and sharp rebuke produce.
But still, though my offerings will spark abuse
I square my shoulders and frost the chocolate cake.
This day is in honor of my billowing recluse
And all his vituperative rantings I can take.
For deep inside I know the man is not a stone;
His heart is touched and so his cover blown.
Lust by ~wobbler1957

The Night Before Yule THE NIGHT BEFORE YULEThe Night Before Yule by ~wobbler1957
T'was the night before Christmas, and Slytherins all
Were either at home or curled up in wee balls
For Hogwarts at Yuletide is quiet and still
As the Head of House Slytherin can get rather ill.
What children remained crouched quite still in their beds
As visions of Snape billowed dark in their heads.
Finally sure they were all dead asleep
The Slytherin Master thunk thoughts that were deep.
"I've been rather sharp with the children," he thought,
"And perhaps I've been bullying them more than I ought."
He sighed and then pinched the skin twixt his eyes.
"But the importance of Potions they don't realize!"
"I've
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/impending doom alert/ ~enabled~
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/impending doom alert/ ~enabled~
He was probably going to just Stupefy everyone or something... Miss Granger goes for more... permanent... solutions...
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/impending doom alert/ ~enabled~
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No trees were killed in the sending of this message. However, a large number of electrons were terribly inconvenienced.
This made me laugh though!
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No trees were killed in the sending of this message. However, a large number of electrons were terribly inconvenienced.